GSTPA Tour Renews Strategic Partnership with Fore!Condoms
Montague, FL May 5, 2026 — The GSTPA Tour today announced a renewed multi-year strategic partnership with Fore!Condoms, extending one of the organization’s longest-running and most statistically unnecessary sponsorship agreements.
The agreement ensures Fore!Condoms will remain the Official Protection Partner of the GSTPA Tour and presenting sponsor of the annual Fore!Skins Game, a tournament historically associated with poor judgment, escalating confidence, and outcomes that later required explanation.
Financial terms of the agreement were not disclosed, though both organizations confirmed the partnership has survived “multiple economic downturns, organizational uncertainty, and several periods in which continuation appeared objectively unjustified.”
“Fore!Condoms stood by this Tour during the lean years,” said GSTPA Commissioner Harold P. Vance. “Admittedly, every year has technically been a lean year, but their commitment to participant safety, emotional preparedness, and consequence mitigation has never wavered.”
Founded on the principle that “protection matters most when control is optional,” Fore!Condoms first partnered with the GSTPA in the early 1990s following what internal Tour documents described only as “the Myrtle Beach Incident.”
Since then, the company’s branding has appeared across multiple GSTPA properties, including hospitality tents, player gift bags, provisional ball stations, and several legal disclaimers later removed during mediation.
“As long as golfers continue making aggressive decisions with limited information, we see strong alignment with the GSTPA mission,” said Fore!Condoms Vice President of Strategic Containment Denise Talbot. “This partnership reflects our continued investment in prevention, preparedness, and reducing long-term exposure.”
The renewed agreement will also expand Fore!Condoms branding across multiple GSTPA Tour events, including the annual Fore!Skins Game and several high-risk tee shot locations.
Officials stated that the expanded partnership reflects a shared organizational commitment to risk management under unpredictable conditions.
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