June Calendar
- 1-Old Injury Activation Month
- 5-National Doughnut Day
- 10-Credit Card Statement Interception Day
- 14-Go for the Flag Day
- 21-Father's Day
- 30-Maybe I should Take Up Bowling Day
On This Day In History
The GSTPA unveils Synchronized Golf, a format requiring all players in a foursome to hit their tee shots simultaneously.
July Calendar
4th – Independence Day
10th - Forgot Anniversary But Made Birdie On Three Day
16th- Quietly Checking Tee Times At Work Day
21st- Invite An Extraterrestrial to Live With You Day
25th- Unplayable Lie Reconciliation Day
30th I Miss My Old Swing Day
On This Day In History
The GSTPA rejects "directional fairways," concluding that players should continue discovering adjacent holes naturally.
On This Date in History
Two-time GSTPA Champion Gary Clark becomes the first player to win back-to-back Fore!Skins Game titles, cementing his place among the GSTPA Tour's all-time greats.
On This Day in History — October 24, 1993: The GSTPA Tour postponed it's ban on performance-enhancing drugs after determining that whatever the players were using wasn't working anyway.
September Calendar
- Labor Day
- Emergency Nine Holes During Family Gathering Day
- Fall Equinox
- Driver Purchased During Emotional Vulnerability Day
- Maybe I Should Take Up Pickleball Day
October Calendar
- Change Grips Once Every Three Years Day - 3rd
- Overdressed for Weather Conditions Day - 7th
- Columbus Day - 12th
- National Mulligan Day - 17th
- Cart Path Only Awareness Day - 21st
- My Driver and I Are Breaking Up Day - 28th
- Halloween - 31st
November Calendar
- Homeowners Association Hearing Day
- Appliance Delivery Window Day
- Garage Practice Swing Detection Week
- Forgot to Charge the Golf Cart Battery Day
- Thanksgiving
- I’m Too Old for This Shit Day
Exactly. I think we've stumbled onto a better rule for the Important Dates calendar: golf is only one category. The real subject is the golfer's entire badly managed life. 😄
The wording should stay short and oddly specific, like an actual commemorative day. Some possibilities:
- Golf Cart Stuck in Reverse Day
- Forgot to Charge the Golf Battery Cart Day +
- Golf Cart Windshield Fell Off Day
- Second Marriage Appreciation Day
- Forgotten Anniversary Recovery Day
- Credit Card Statement ExplanationDay +
- Temporary Separation Day
- Marriage Counseling Rescheduling Day
- Former Employer Resentment Day
- Unexpected Performance Review Day
- Mandatory Retirement Day
- Suspicious Expense Report Day
- Prescription Side Effects Day +
- Colonoscopy Rescheduling Day +
- Inappropriate Funeral Attire Day
- Will Reading Disappointment Day
- Unexpected Paternity Question Day
- Deleted Text Message Day
- My Wife Changed the Locks Day +
- Attorney-Client Privilege Day +
- Homeowners Association Hearing Day
-
Appliance Delivery Window Day +
And this opens up money, neighbors, children, aging, home repairs, sex, taxes, lawsuits, religion, work, technology, travel—pretty much anything.
December Calendar
- Garage Putting Mat Delusion Month
- My Driver and I Have Broken Up Day
January Calendar++
- “I Don’t Even Like Golf” Recognition Day
- Temporary Putting Grip Experiment Day
- Garage Putting Mat Delusion Day
February Calendar
- Rain Delay Marriage Reconciliation Window
- Golf Expense Concealment Week
- Passive-Aggressive Spousal Silence Recognition Day
- “These Greens Are Impossible” Appreciation Day
- Overdressed for Weather Conditions Day
- Watching YouTube Swing Videos at Midnight Day
Noted Developments
- Fore!Skins Game
- Plexiglas Fairway Shields
On This Day In History
Walter “Buck” Hensley finished the final round of the GSTPA Altered States Invitational with only six clubs remaining in his bag.
He started with fourteen, but eight never made the turn.
On This Day In History
Walter “Buck” Hensley completed all four rounds of the GSTPA Altered States Invitational without buying a new putter.
The record still stands.