June Calendar
- 1-Old Injury Activation Month
- 5-National Doughnut Day
- 10-Credit Card Statement Interception Day
- 14-Go for the Flag Day
- 21-Father's Day
- 30-Maybe I should Take Up Bowling Day
On This Day In History
The GSTPA unveils Synchronized Golf, a format requiring all players in a foursome to hit their tee shots simultaneously.
July Calendar
4th – Independence Day
10th - Forgot Anniversary But Made Birdie On Three Day
16th- Quietly Checking Tee Times At Work Day
21st- Invite An Extraterrestrial to Live With You Day
25th- Unplayable Lie Reconciliation Day
30th I Miss My Old Swing Day
On This Day In History
The GSTPA rejects "directional fairways," concluding that players should continue discovering adjacent holes naturally.
On This Date in History
Two-time GSTPA Champion Gary Clark becomes the first player to win back-to-back Fore!Skins Game titles, cementing his place among the GSTPA Tour's all-time greats.
September Calendar
- Labor Day
- Emergency Nine Holes During Family Gathering Day
- Fall Equinox
- Driver Purchased During Emotional Vulnerability Day
- Maybe I Should Take Up Pickleball Day
October Calendar
- Change Grips Once Every Three Years Day
- Passive-Aggressive Spousal Silence Recognition Day
November Calendar
- Garage Practice Swing Detection Week
- Driver Purchased During Emotional Vulnerability Day
- Rebounding With a New Putter Day
- I’m Too Old for This Shit Day
December Calendar
- Garage Putting Mat Delusion Month
- My Driver and I Have Broken Up Day
January Calendar++
- “I Don’t Even Like Golf” Recognition Day
- Temporary Putting Grip Experiment Day
February Calendar
- Rain Delay Marriage Reconciliation Window
- Golf Expense Concealment Week
- “These Greens Are Impossible” Appreciation Day
- Overdressed for Weather Conditions Day
- Watching YouTube Swing Videos at Midnight Day
Noted Developments
- Fore!Skins Game
- Plexiglas Fairway Shields
On This Day In History
Walter “Buck” Hensley finished the final round of the GSTPA Altered States Invitational with only six clubs remaining in his bag.
He started with fourteen, but eight never made the turn.
On This Day In History
Walter “Buck” Hensley completed all four rounds of the GSTPA Altered States Invitational without buying a new putter.
The record still stands.