Golf remains one of the only sports where standing still can be described as athleticism.
Player refers to lost ball as “somewhere right here.”
From the Field
- Bird carrying participant’s ball seen as personal message.
A stable front nine was reported missing and assumed dead.
Three Pars In One Round Interpreted as Turning Point.
From the Lab
- Researchers confirm confidence can be temporarily restored through artisanal jerky consumption.
Noted Developments
Golfer describes current swing as more "canoe-based."
Golfers exposed to hope show increased interest in cryptocurrency and smoked meats.
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